I needed some new shades for summer and per the law of expensive sunglasses* I wanted to spend as little as possible. After suffering a devastating blow with the loss** of my second pair of Shuron’s, I needed stylish but cheap replacements. A quick Etsy*** search for “deadstock sunglasses” served up a lot of great options. The best deals in my opinion were the above pictured offerings from shop, American Deadstock. The price, $16, is Urban Outfitters, but the quality is Ray Ban. I literally have nothing else to say, stop reading and go buy some they’re good, happy Thursday, bye.
*”If they’re expensive, consider them lost or destroyed at a rate inversely proportional to their cost.” e.g. $400 sunglasses are lost/destroyed within a year, while $40 sunglasses last 10 years.
**It was the cleaning people in my office. I know they took them. Are you reading this Lucy? I fucking know it was you, Lucy.
***Etsy, the world’s largest online assortment of poorly knit goods, iPhone cases, found-item jewelry, and dead person clothing for cats, women, and people.