manshion.

crispy [kris-pee] adj. Similar in nature to “fresh” or “clean.” A positive signifier when used as a discriptor. “That new shirt is so crispy, brah.”

crotch blowout [kirch-bloh-out] n. When an extremly worn pair of pants, usually jeans, wears in the crotchal area and the seams rip, creating a hole.

dressed by the internet [drest-bahy-th-uh-in-ter-net] adj. The ultimate insult. Implies that one’s personal style is 100 percent culled from various websites and web personalities.

fit [fit] n. The totality of your outfit.

fucks wit [fuhks-wit] adj. To enjoy. “I fucks wit that new Ralph Lauren collection.”

instacop [in-stuh-kop] adj. Something so amazing that it has to be purchased right there and then.

jawns [‘jawnz] n. Clothing. “I need to double check my jawnz allowance for this month.”

goth ninja [goth-nin-juh] n./adj. Those, not necessarily formally trained in martial arts, who favor a dark, drapey, and somewhat futuristic style of dress. The mortal enemy of the classic menswear enthusiast.

sprezz [sprez] adj. Shortened form of sprezzatura, an Italian word describing a casual nonchalance exhibited in how one wears their clothing.

steez [steez] adj./n.v. Literally, style plus ease. The epitome of personal style.

trad [trad] adj./n. Short for traditional. Denotes a particularly boring style of dress popularized by old dudes with Internet connections.

trill [tril] adj. In the classic sense, a combination of words true and real. Something badass to its very essence.

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Shout-out to Lawrence (Four-Pins), Hotchkiss, Jian (Complex), Kevin (WMClub) and all of you blogger fools out there that I play #menswear Dungeons and Dragons with daily via Tumblr/Twitter.